[BC] Is it that time of year?

[tosenkowsky@prodigy.net]

>Evil genius David Letterman has been slapped with a restraining order 
>by a New Mexico woman who claims he has been tormenting her with 
>coded messages sent through the television.
>Colleen Nestler claims Letterman inflicted "mental cruelty" and 
>caused "sleep deprivation" by secretly communicating that he wanted 
>to marry her and put her on "Late Show" as his co-host.

He tried to do the same thing to me. Electromagnetic waves constantly pass
through our body. Normally a receiver is used to demodulate the information
contained thereon and present us with a visual and/or aural reproduction
of the transmitted content. It is possible, however, to employ techniques
of encoding information on EM waves in such a manner that a receiver is
unnecessary. Food placed in a microwave oven will cook despite that food
not being equipped with any electronic apparatus to interpret the
microwave transmitted energy.

The "evil genius" invented a method whereby he could send his torments
and cause sleep deprivation and infliction of mental cruelty by
exploiting resonances in the human body tissue, namely in the brain.
I constructed a shielded room whereby no EM energy can penetrate,
thereby relieving myself of any ill effects of these malintended
transmissions. If I am outdoors at the time of his show being broadcast
within 314 kilometers, I wear my Beanie cap with rotating propellor to
ward off the offending wavelengths.

Tom Osenkowsky, CPBE

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