[BC] Letterman

Fri Dec 23 18:24:21 CST 2005

>Message: 11
>Date: Fri, 23 Dec 2005 14:44:24 -0500
>From: "tosenkowsky at prodigy.net" <tosenkowsky at prodigy.net>
>Subject: RE: [BC] Is it that time of year?
>To: broadcast at radiolists.net
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> >Evil genius David Letterman has been slapped with a restraining order
> >by a New Mexico woman who claims he has been tormenting her with
> >coded messages sent through the television.
> >Colleen Nestler claims Letterman inflicted "mental cruelty" and
> >caused "sleep deprivation" by secretly communicating that he wanted
> >to marry her and put her on "Late Show" as his co-host.
>
>He tried to do the same thing to me. Electromagnetic waves constantly pass
>through our body. Normally a receiver is used to demodulate the information
>contained thereon and present us with a visual and/or aural reproduction
>of the transmitted content. It is possible, however, to employ techniques
>of encoding information on EM waves in such a manner that a receiver is
>unnecessary. Food placed in a microwave oven will cook despite that food
>not being equipped with any electronic apparatus to interpret the
>microwave transmitted energy.
>
>The "evil genius" invented a method whereby he could send his torments
>and cause sleep deprivation and infliction of mental cruelty by
>exploiting resonances in the human body tissue, namely in the brain.
>I constructed a shielded room whereby no EM energy can penetrate,
>thereby relieving myself of any ill effects of these malintended
>transmissions. If I am outdoors at the time of his show being broadcast
>within 314 kilometers, I wear my Beanie cap with rotating propellor to
>ward off the offending wavelengths.
>
>Tom Osenkowsky, CPBE

You too, huh??

He's been giving me the "evil eye" every time I watch his show...

...and any show on CBS....

...oh, never mind...

...it's not the evil eye.......

...it's just the CBS logo.

Mario