[BC] IBUZ on 1430

[Rich Wood]

------ At 10:31 PM 6/25/2006, John Buffaloe wrote: -------

>Ya' know Rich, I know what this game is about.  You're being the big
>negative mouthpiece on this dealio in hopes of getting an offer from
>I'mbiggety to be V.P in Charge of Just Shut The Fork Up."  You'll have no
>duties at all except collecting the "mailbox money" while your new residence
>on the tropical island of "Nogripesiserd" is prepared with servants, cooks,
>and drivers for your eternal pleasures.  The only restriction you'll face is
>no internet connectivity.

I've figured out the Internet connectivity thing. I'll agree to only 
surf the web. I have an agreement all written up and ready for 
signatures. I think I may have blown it with my "There are no known 
problems with IBUZ" assertions. So many people seem to feel that way 
that I'mbiggety might feel the coast is clear and not offer hush money.

>You will also receive a Gates "Yard" along with
>some vintage ITC cart machines and a Burwen TNE 7000 for your listening
>pleasure to the entire catalog of the Herman Mancini strings along with the
>never before released audio of Steve and Eydie at breakfast in Schenectady.

Is Herman Henry Mancini's brother? We'd better do that Breakfast in 
Schenectady thing before I move to the Island of Nogripesiserd. I'm 
not too concerned with my eternal pleasures. It's the ones down here 
on Earth that I want written down in a contract. I don't want to get 
downsized from the agreed upon number of personal servants. Things 
like that can get lost in a revolution. Especially one as big as this.

>You'll soon be a very wealthy man, but your agreement will be that you never
>leave the island or post on the internet again.  I bet it also includes all
>the caviar you can eat.  I'd say it's a good deal.  Let me know if you need
>an agent.

It wouldn't take much money. Just enough for a very comfortable 
retirement. Maybe a small state's lottery.

>Sorry folks.  Life is too short to not be cynical and obnoxious.  Now back
>to the Broadcast List.

Was that cynical and obnoxious? No offense, but I hadn't noticed a difference.

Rich