[BC] Rock Concert Memorabilia Gone Bananas

[Barry Mishkind]

At 10:48 AM 12/3/2011, Alan Peterson wrote:
>This week, eBay is featuring the splintered remains of a Fender guitar neck, ...
>
>Also, this broken, irreparable, unplayable neck comes with a "Lifetime Guarantee".
>
>Now, does anyone else besides me see something a little contradictory to that?

        I think there is a lifetime guarantee that the
        guitar neck will remain busted, don't you?