[BC] Night time IBOC

[Rich Wood]

------ At 09:59 PM 11/4/2005, Dan Strassberg wrote: -------

>Measurement of electromagnetic-signal strength and the use of 
>hardware, such as receivers, antennas, or FIMs, is strictly forbidden and,
>if discovered, would have to be punishable by death. After all, if they were
>to discover that you had results from actual experiments that you could
>repeat and those results disagreed with their calculations, they would HAVE
>to kill you (or at the very least, permanently detain you in a prison in an
>eastern European country that has no iBuzz and that denies the existence of
>the prison).

Is the fear of death the only thing that's holding up nighttime IBUZ 
operation? Do you mean to tell me that Clear Channel or Infinity have 
no one they'd be willing to sacrifice? The very existence of 
broadcasting is at stake. I understand the the Gods of IBUZ, this 
Intelligently Designed system, require a sacrifice at the managerial 
level. Piece of cake. There are dozens of managers consolidated out 
of work who could replace the sacrificed one.

Tell your sacrificee that there are 96 potentially promiscuous 
virgins waiting for him who won't be required to remain virginal. 
I'll bet there will be plenty of volunteers. Find a manager who 
hasn't even come close to his sales projections. The Regional Sales 
Manager probably wants to kill him, anyway.

We can't let this stand in our way.

Rich