[BC] Board Op Licenses

[Rich Wood]

------ At 07:01 PM 11/15/2005, tosenkowsky at prodigy.net wrote: -------

>As for the indecency, I can imagine some questions on morality
>being on the exam. Frequent updates to keep pace with changing
>times are highly encouraged. Rich will probably suggest some
>questions pertaining to his favorite Touched By An Angel episodes.
>I can come up with a few from Janice's Attic episodes.
>
>It's about time the government stepped up to the plate on this.

I'd be willing to help Intelligently Design a Board Op exam. Like any 
patriotic American I'm concerned that our nation will fall, as did 
Rome, from our beloved children hearing naughty words and images that 
undermine the loving and caring examples of their parents. We're on 
the verge of collapse as Cheney begins to resemble Caligula. This 
must be stopped. Naughty words and images are taking our children's 
attention from healthy murder and mayhem and introducing naive 
teenagers to the dangers of human erotic interaction. The fleeting 
moments of Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction has scarred countless 
young people who expected little more than a peaceful football game.

Unfortunately, my large collection of Touched by an Angel episodes 
were on my Tivo's hard drive. It failed and I'm waiting for a 
replacement. This one of a kind collection is lost forever. Though my 
heart is heavy I believe I can conceive of a sufficient number of 
insipid incidents that will convince pillars of the community such as 
Bill Frist and Tom DeLay to introduce bills that will protect all 
communities (except those opposed by Pat Robertson) from naughtiness. 
It's our nation's most serious problem.

There are still a couple of decades before IBUZ makes broadcasting 
impossible. Until then we need to work tirelessly to purify our 
nation. I've always thought Board Ops were significant impediments to 
our nation's purity. As we all know, licensing is one of our most 
effective tools to correct problems posed by anyone without some kind 
of license.

I stand ready to help.

Rich