[BC] Board Op Licenses

[Rich Wood]

------ At 11:07 PM 11/15/2005, DANA PUOPOLO wrote: -------

>Let's make yet ANOTHER rule/law/license/requirement! These F(*&*(&ng morons
>don't realize that you CAN'T legislate morality, nor can you regulate it, nor
>can you make a rule/law/policy that covers every possible circumstance in
>life! Once in a while, COMMON SENSE must apply (but of course lawmakers and
>right wing talk show hosts are all exempt from having any!).

Dana. Have faith. Have you dedicated your life to Jesus? If you have 
you'll understand deep within your soul how dreadfully harmful 
naughty words are. They're even more harmful than naked people. I 
urge you to repent. Right wing talk show hosts are the Lord's 
representatives on Earth. Disagree with them at your peril. Simply 
because they marry their cousins shouldn't cause you to take their 
names in vain or refer to them as morons. They prefer Intelligent 
Devoids. Morality should be heavily regulated. Mr. Frist and Mr. 
DeLay should be held high as examples of the purity of the straight 
and narrow. Regulation has proven to be unnecessarily unkind to both 
these community pillars. Neither has ever used naughty words or has 
ever been naked. The blue suits in which they were born (after dry 
cleaning) hang as proud examples of the purity of their lives. Mr. 
Frist should be living proof to you that a medical license to 
diagnose via videotape is a necessary part of 21st Century medicine. 
A classic example of the common sense of regulation.

Once you've accepted Christ as your savior you, too, will be forgiven 
for being naked at Skull and Bones while confessing your sexual 
adventures to a gathered throng of fellow Boners. Regulation comes 
with forgiveness and a request for the transfer of pecuniary 
offerings as simple handling fees to ensure the straight and narrow 
is brightly lit as you travel it.

The regulation of humans operating audio mixing equipment makes 
perfect cosmic sense. You are granted extraordinary power to control 
the speech of humans who attempt to speak to the masses. They are 
unregulated and, therefore, lack the firm discipline you possess as a 
regulated entity. Revel in it. Praise the Lord. Praise Pat Robertson. 
Praise Jimmy Swaggart. Praise Fred Phelps. They will lead you to a 
supremely regulated paradise. Your name, too, can be in a book.

Bless you, my son.

Ultra Right Reverend Rich Wood