[BC] Remote damage

[Scott Fybush]

> We have indeed tested Duck Tape.  We found it to be unsatisfactory.  It is
> apparently manufactured by a bunch of quacks.
>
> Bob - ducking

Bob -

Was that YOUR super-duper burned-in duct tape that was being used to hold
the mike in place on the stand at the ABC National Spelling Bee telecast
tonight? Nice product placement!

(And, seriously - you'd think they'd come up with something just a wee bit
more classy-looking for a national network telecast. I bet the duct tape
looked REALLY good in HD, as did the beat-up mike itself.)

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